I thought Aviator was just another slot machine… until I realized it’s an algorithmic hang glider. You don’t bet on luck — you predict turbulence like a chess grandmaster who meditates on RTP charts while sipping espresso at 3AM. That 97% return? More like ‘the wheel never stops spinning’… and neither your bankroll nor your therapist can stop it. Pro tip: if your multiplier spikes before takeoff, you’re not playing the game — you’re conducting an existential flight simulation. What’s your next move? Comment below before the autopilot auto-cancels your dreams.