So I bet $2 on Aviator… and my algorithm predicted a win. Turns out my bankroll didn’t just fly—it parachuted. The game’s ‘sweet spot’? When your autopilot thinks you’re rich but your real wallet is screaming for life. Low volatility = steady cruise. High volatility = fighter jet doing barrel rolls while yelling ‘I’m not random—I’m Bayesian!’ Pro tip: If your loss limit isn’t an emergency chute… it’s just bad code. Did you place a bet after reading this? (Spoiler: I did. And now I owe my therapist.)